what the duck

i don't know what to write here what are you even expecting i just reblog things okay

heteroiero:

people who exercise in order to get rid of period cramps are the ones surviving the apocalypse. 

(Source: luceum, via egberts)

shuckl:

sirruraccoon:

shuckl:

watchthelightfade:

shuckl:

just to avoid accidentally using offensive language i’m going to start using 90s surfer dude slang because inadvertently offending someone is totally bogus dude

people might not want to be called dude

you are radically right and that is so not tubular my friend i apologise

I find your poor grammar and spelling to be offensive to my eyes.

watch me catch this gnarly wave of i don’t care

(via renegade-luxray)

thebiggestnerd:

So, real talk for a second guys

If you ever accidentally call 911, DON’T HANG UP.  Stay on the line and tell the calltaker that you accidentally dialed.  When you hang up, we either have to call you back or send out police which takes up valuable resources and wastes money.  A simple “It was an accident” is all we need and everyone goes about their life much better

(via egberts)

madeupmonkeyshit:

Next kicker is Lily Chang, a 73-year-old retired farm worker with diabetes. Folks, she’s experiencing complete kidney failure, hasn’t peed in three years.

madeupmonkeyshit:

Next kicker is Lily Chang, a 73-year-old retired farm worker with diabetes. Folks, she’s experiencing complete kidney failure, hasn’t peed in three years.

(via punkmonksteven)

Anonymous asked: Did you finally get rid of that fucking tree??

bewbin:

heard you was talkin shit

swaggiethough:

hello 911 i accidentally missed my moms calls 13 times in a row i think I need to be in a protection program

(via poogieboogie)

moofrog:

afyasco:

nicodoll:

extradan:

nicodoll:

whenever people are like “SKETCHING CIRCLES IN SAI IS SO HARD” im like
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pffft I work with 6000X4000 and the size of the brush can be only not above 2000px

i dont use that trick

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I DIDN’T THINK IT COULD GET BETTER BUT IT DID

I don’t use Sai but I can’t stop laughing at this omg

(via hawkwardness)